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Oh, hello there!
Do you appreciate good ribbing?
Do you sometimes vomit while hiccuping?
Can you speak in a myriad accents?
Can you meme with the best of them?
If so, you might be us! Weird...
We are TEAM DEFEAT, an exceptional group of somewhat competent gamers. What we lack in win rate we make up for in comradery.
Meet us :-)MEMBERS
Cheesuz
Summary:
Every member of Team Defeat has a reserved seat on this man's shoulders. A king of all trades, Cheesuz excels at every aspect.
Hobbies:
music, dad jokes, large bowls of salad
Game:
not Destiny
Quote:
*inhales* "I need a snack"
Sunbro
Summary:
The squad's bard, ever optimistic and gathering us together. Despite crazy work and school schedules, he always has time for Team Defeat.
Hobbies:
destiny, apple, lore and news updates
Game:
Destiny
Quote:
Alright, we still got this!
MEMBERS
Irondoll
Summary:
The sweet mother of Team Defeat if your mother has the mouth of a sailor. Clutchest of supports. Doesn't want Mercy but won't let you have her.
Hobbies:
ballet, complaining about developers, la croix
Game:
making Cheezus bring her a la croix
Quote:
F*CK YOU, B*TCH!!!
Marmalade
Summary:
Absolutely, without a doubt, HATES dying. Sick beats for dayz. Prefers to not use the scope as widow.
Hobbies:
memes, embarrassing Floyd, embarrassing Sunbro
Game:
Pretending to have never seen the Office
Quote:
... shit ...
MEMBERS
Floyd
Summary:
Simultaneously the nicest and saltiest member of Team Defeat. Wannabe tank main rocking Moira. Such a sore lose. Like, seriously.
Hobbies:
torb cosplay, complaining about reaper
Game:
One in which he wins
Quote:
Woooooo doggy!!